Did I Mention… Meghan McCain Really Sucks?
(October 4, 2009 - Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images North America)
I know you’ve been waiting for the sequel to my amazingly informative, inspirational, and insightful post - ”The View Sucks” – and since second go-rounds never live up to their predecessors I have no doubt this one will follow suit and disappoint on multiple levels, but either way… here we go. I bring you Meghan McCain Really Sucks – and its only fitting that the most recent evidence of this assessment came as she was appearing on The View… I know none of you watch this show – and if you do – you would never admit it. I on the other hand watch the show daily. Okay that’s a lie, but I do watch it every once in a while when I really feel like I haven’t had my daily / weekly / monthly dose of stupidity, and just like a beer always cures a hangover, those Ladies never let me down.
Every once in a great while they take their little pre-algebraic production to a whole new level – either they invite a superlib on the program and spend 15 minutes liberal lovin one another or they invite a Right Winger on there and spend 5 minutes screaming at him/her and another 10 dropping innuendo and launching cheap shots in his/her direction. That’s pretty much the script. Always duplicated and never strayed away from.
The motivation for this undeniable failure of a sequel is the most recent example of The View delving into the world of politics. Meghan McCain appeared on the panel as a “guest host” – not a guest. There is some distinction to be made there but it was surely lost on me. I guess that means favorable treatment is a given but who could have predicted the final cost of that? In a “shocking” twist of events, McCain through the scholarly panel’s clear-cut Left/Right manuscript into a tailspin by joining forces with the Dark side for a little Republican bashing.
Watch this clip and then catch me below.
Look I get being skeptical about the Tea Party CONVENTION. I do… I was hell I still am - in the sense that I don’t know if I want another one – the great time I had there set aside. I get the Palin bashing – and I do it frequently. I even get the being angry over the retarded “retard outrage.” I was too. But did ya really have to go there with the racially insensitive 1960’s underground backwards nonsense that was clearly an attempt to gain favorable treatment from the ladies to your right and left who love a little “he’s a racist old white guy” convo?
How about this Meghan McCain…. Go home…reevaluate that whole Paris Hilton meets Anne Coulter meets Arriana Huffington thing you’re trying to pull off – you second generation changeling; master of disguises; friend to all and friend to none chameleon, and when you get done with that… if you still have an ounce of self respect … go ahead and bury that book you have coming out in August before it buries itself and save us all the trouble of having to listen to the sequel of this sequel.
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DAMNIT! I can’t believe you beat me to the punch on this.
Now I have to really outdo myself with the ad hominem and personal invective to get ahead.
Even I’m gonna be ashamed after I write my post on Meggie Mac.
Should I prepare to disavow now or later?
Excuse me while I go throw up……………..Okay, now that’s out of the way, is she really serious? I mean, does she really think anyone is taking her serious? It makes me wonder if she voted for her dad or for Barack Obama.
Oh she voted for her dad and will vote for Obama next time around. Her family has the unique ability to ignore the glaring realities of their hypocrisy and fight to remain “loved” by all regardless of the cost.
I voted for her father and she is a disgrace. She is only trying to get a permanent place on the View. Making fun of Sarah and calling that man racist. What was she thinking?
She doesn’t think. She survives. She’s a McCain. That’s what they do.
“Go home…reevaluate that whole Paris Hilton meets Anne Coulter meets Arriana Huffington thing you’re trying to pull off – you second generation changeling; master of disguises; friend to all and friend to none chameleon” – I just wrote that down so I can memorize it for use the next time I need to make someone cry.
Ha. I guess that’s a compliment. Just be careful who you use it on. Make sure they are deserving.
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Wow! Its only an observation, but it sure looks like little Megan has been getting her share of the potato chips and ice cream since the election. She sure can’t wear that Palin election wardrobe now.
Palin should privately demand that old-has-been “maverick” compel his puffy daughter to publically appologize or she will find awkward to stomp for him in Arizona.
He won’t do it and she’s out. Goes without saying that she NEVER should have agreed to do it in the first place.
Palin needs to realized that misplaced loyalty is not a good thing — John McCain would sell her out in a heartbeat if it was to his advantage.
Yeah I am certainly looking forward to seeing how that strange dichotomy will play out when campaign time rolls around. I know that no one can really be blamed politically for the curse of bratty kids, but this one’s pretty public and she’s a lot more than bratty.
When I heard the John McCain was on Hannity’s Fox show tonight I kept dialing the call-in number all the way home from work — unbelievealby I finally got through just as I pulled in the drive at home(about 5:20 pm).
The woman answering the phones said “Hi Sean Hannity show — we are looking for Obama supporters” I was kind of stunned and then I said “Do you mean like jock straps?” The was a very brief chuckle, followed by. “Have a nice day!” CLICK.
All I wanted to do was ask Sean to grill McCain on his daughter’s progressive republican stance (oxymoron) and ask him to explain why, if Megen is going to run her down, Palin should come to Arizona to support him? No luck.
That is awesome – both that you got through and that you had the balls to drop the jock strap comment. Looking for Obama supporters… I missed Hannity today as I have been frequently of late, but I would have certainly downloaded it had you got through. I waited for well over an hour once to get through there and right as I got connected we got disconnected. I swore I’d never try again after that.
The jock strap thing just hit me when she said “supporter”. Anyway, if you have automatic redial it is more possible to get through then one might expect — I even got through to Rush’s program once but never got to ask my question. The long holds are inevitable and so I seldom try it anymore — its not a way to really have a conversation that is tractable anyway.
I have had better luck planting ideas via email. But on this one he did not announce it until today –so I had to use the phone.
I hear these shows in the car only — I average maybe 45 min of Beck, 30 min of Rush, and about 45 min of Hannity each day — rest of the time I can’t listen in. Then also some weeks go by when I just decide to listen fiddle tunes.(<:
Well thats awesome man. I may have to give that a shot again to see if I can get one of them in front of me. I had Dana Loesch in front of me this weekend at the Tea Party Convention and failed to connect the dots that the hot chik standing in front of me was a conservative radio host – so go figure. Id likely blow it with the others as well… But I think she forgave me after I sucked up heavily for the next hour. I am pretty sure Beck and Hannity would be suckers for a good brown nosing. I just dont know that Id have the stomach