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This picture of the President and the First Lady touring New Orleans has gone viral today, and I couldn’t help but get in on the action and have some fun with it. So, take a shot and send me your best caption. While its a little long winded, I kinda liked this one...
“Before his speech at Xavier University, Barry and Michelle visit the Columbia Pac Development to view newly built homes rebuilt below sea level and will flood again someday, and will again be rebuilt with your federal tax money. Makes ya proud don’t it?”
The WyBlog offered up a few to get you going.
Personally, I think he’s going in for a layup.
Attention Peasants: The Great Hussein-ini will now pass this umbrella handle through the metal bar.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
The Round Peg does not fit in the Square Hole.
A few more I’ve been kicking around…
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If you really wanna have some fun with this… imagine what the captions would have been if this was President Bush rather than Bammy… Maybe something like this…
“Uhh?? Duh!”
“Really W? Really?”
“Come on George… Honey – Its bad luck to open an umbrella inside?”
“No One Told Me It Rained So Much Here.”
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Some Great Ones from Free Republic
The man who has taken control of our economy, the car companies, two wars and your health, ladies and gentlemen.
But we came in this way. I don’t understand.
im going to the mothership, wanna come…
Whitey set me up..vast umbrella conspiracy
“Look Moosechelle, I’m gonna need to cut this thing in half to get through the gate! Unprecedented!”
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down….
Hurry Barrack i Gotta Peeee
where’s the teleprompter to tell me how to get this thing down??
“Damn racist umbrella”
“Oh this is just great – now he’s going to name an umbrella czar!”
We will NEVER get through here…we need to find another way!
“This bar is . . . uh, unexpected! The umbrella won’t fit under it, over it, or through it.”
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I Think We Have a New Front-Runner…
“…ella ella, ay ay ay!!!!!!!”
A Song/Poem From “Leni”
Just let Barack be your umbrella
On a rainy, rainy day
And if your sweetie’s broke, just ask her
When his stash will come her way
When getting work looks cold and gray
Don’t palpitate or fret
He’ll write your glowing resume
For that census job you’ll get
(instrumental break)
Just let Barack be your umbrella
On a rainy, rainy day
His smile will bring the sunshine
After he’s ruined your IRA
(instrumental break)
So let Barack be your umbrella
On a rainy, rainy, day
On a rainy, rainy day
His smile will bring the sunshine
…..as they’re coming to take you away…away…away…..
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Another song… this one from “mnehring“
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend
Spend-dloo-Spend-Spend-Spend-Spend…
I’m spending in the rain
Just spending in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m progressive again
I’m taxing at stocks
So dark up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for tarp
Let the stormy stocks chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a progressive refrain
Just spendin’,
Spendin’ in the rain
Taxin’ in the rain
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
Tax-ah Tax-ah Tax-ah
I’m progressive again!
I’m spendin’ and Taxin’ in the rain!
I’m Taxin’ and spendin’ in the rain…
[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
Why am I smiling
And why do I spend?
Why does November
Seem funny as spring?
Why do I get up
Each morning and start?
Progressive and head up
With joy in my heart
Why is each new task
A trifle to do?
Because I am living
A life funded by you.
Where’s Karl Rove?
“Some F*$*ing Fired!”
“Tearing Down Fences”
One for GWB – “Strategery”
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
DUMB AND DUMBER
HIGHER EDUCATION AT WORK
THEY CANT KEEP UP OUT
I REALLY HOPE THIS WEATHER CHANGES
ANYONE SEEN REGGIE LOVE?
Too funny. I have spent the last ten minutes trying to top those and can’t. I can’t wait to share this with my coworkers once I can stop uncontrollably laughing. “One Fish… Two Fish” was my favorite.
“Duck Michelle. The Black Helicopters are circling.”
“So the water was right about this high Michelle.”
“Raise your hand if your sure”
“Dome ceiling? Ill settle for arched doorways”
Thanks folks for the suggestions. I had way too much fun with this. I am pretty sure I could have done this all day – at some point that would have become pathetic, but until then I would have loved it.
This was great T. I posted it to my Facebook account and my friends had fun with it half the night. I know you have a passion for this political stuff but if you ever decide to want to write about everyday stuff (lightly political more everyday happenings) send me an email and I think I could have a spot for you. Im an editor of a paper I won’t mention here, but if you’d be interested in moving to Boston, we’d love to have you. Your snarky little rants and pieces like this would be perfect for thoughts of the day type column. Let me know.