Of all the things I’ve wondered about President Barack Obama over the years, I can’t say the thought of who his favorite rapper was ever really crossed my mind. Frankly, I’m sure if I would have opined about it here I would have been called a racist for the inquiry. Black president + favorite rapper question = off limits for a conservative. So, words can’t express how excited I was when I saw that the folks over at the Atlantic asked the question for me.
So Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are reportedly dating; or whatever the hell it is that attention-whoring losers do when they conveniently tie themselves to one another for mutual benefit, commercial gain, or potentially diminishing the gene pool through procreation. Not exactly earth shattering news, I know. Both because little about either of them actually qualifies as news as it now appears Kanye was in love with Kim even before she decided to produce the Let’s Make an Even Bigger Ass Out of that No-Named Ass Kris Humphries Celebrity Wedding reality show. Oh, and long before the Kardashian camp began spreading rumors Kim’s former husband was… wait for it… gay.